Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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