At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
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