you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
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Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
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Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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