we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
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