I accidentally burped into my bong.
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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