fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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