haha omg you stole $185 from a passed out drunk indian on your porch and called the ambulance??
savin' lives aint cheap
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
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Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
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Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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