"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
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You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
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I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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