I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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