I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
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Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
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He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
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