so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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