They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
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you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
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Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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