I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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