At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
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