butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
It's never too late to be topless.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
You were ¾ of the way through the first pitcher of margaritas then you turned to me and said "Wow I can barely taste the vodka!" And then…….
...Then...
Then I told you margaritas are made with tequila not vodka. You whipped the pitcher at the wall and ordered another one
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
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