How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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