Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
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Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
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The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
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