Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Passed out watching pirates of caribbean with vodka in hand. Woke up to jenna jameson, with vodka gone.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
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i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
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He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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