I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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