Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
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dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
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Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
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