wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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