I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
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