Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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