Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?
You're dead to me.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
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im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
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Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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