yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
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so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
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i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
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