How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
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