We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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