he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
Randomize