they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
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oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
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I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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