exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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