Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
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He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
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I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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