they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
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There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
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My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
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