period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
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The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
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he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
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