So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
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God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
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She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
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