so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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