Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
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Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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