I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
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