Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
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