Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
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