well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
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