do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
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I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
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I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
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