Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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