Yea i'm supposed to have jury duty on monday. Hope they don't mind me still being drunk.
Na you can't get charged for public intoxication unless you're outside. I checked.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
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i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
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My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
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