I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
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Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
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I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
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