i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
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