called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
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I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
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After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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