your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
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I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
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Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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