Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
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sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
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Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
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