every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
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why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
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Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
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