first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
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Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
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So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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