I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
You've changed since you got that strap on
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
Randomize
