Will you blow on my dice?
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
So. Much. Porn.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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