Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
Help. Why am I so naked?
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