I don't think brook has ever known best
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
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on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
I had to smuggle a street sign attached to a 14ft long pole out of my house this morning. The list of reasons for me not to drink just keeps getting longer.
Dude what the fuck...
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
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How early is too early to study with margaritas?
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
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